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Dale DaBone as Batman is keeping crime off the streets and on his cock! “Holy Viagra Batman!” Robin (the boy wonder) played by James Deen certainly aims to please in his performance! This dynamic duo save the day and tag team Catwoman! Raarrr! Trying to keep that wild cat of the streets—beatin’ that pussy up! Riddle me this Batman—tits and ass and a little sass are mine! The Riddler played by Evan Stone keeps the audience guessing when he kidnaps Bruce Wayne’s fiancé. Who knows how Batman can keep the Riddler’s cock away from that one! Commissioner Gordon and the City of Gotham need the help of Batman and Robin, but Batman ends up being drugged and kidnapped as well! Have no fear—Batgirl and Robin to the rescue to solve the mystery. I know, who really remembers Batgirl, look— it is another pussy to bend over, so shut up! But wait! Also behind this elaborate and evil scheme—Catwoman and The Joker! The cast keeps on cumming!
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